justbadpuns:

So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says “Audi!”

When you don’t know where to start finding great R&B and the music plug make it easy for you:

lvdeo:

This is inspired by P&P’s Series: Music Recommendations Based on Artist You Already Like. NOTE: These comparison are my impressions of the artist’s sound; not to be taken as fact or to offend any artist listed, named or shown. The artist in bold are my personal favorites. R&B LIST PART 2 // RAP LIST / PT.2

If You Like:

Then Check Out:

• A.CHAL (x) (x) (x)
• Alina Baraz & Galimatias
  
• Anjelihs  (x) (x) (x) 
  
• B. Smyth  (x) 
• Bryant Stewart  (x) (x)
• Dean
  
• Dewy Sinatra
  
• ELHAE  (x)
  
• FKA Twigs (x) (x) (x)
  
• Gemaine (x)
• K. Forest (x)
• Kehlani (x)
• Kelela  (x)
  
• Lorenzo Asher (x)
• Maurice Moore 
• PLUTO (x)
• Ro James (x) (x)
• Tiara Thomas (x)
• Tyus  (x)
  
• Yo Trane  
  
• 6Black (x) (x)

• Alessia Cara (x)
  
• Appleby (x) 
  
• Bibi Bourelly  (x)
• BJ The Chicago Kid (x)
• BOSCO (x) (x) (+)
  
• Charlotte Day Wilson (x)
• Conner Youngblood (x) (+)
  
• Connie Constance
• Corinne Bailey Rae (x)
  
• Daniel Caesar (x) (x) (x) (+) (+) (+)
  
• Gallant  (x) (x) (+)
• Kyle Dion (x) (+)
• Leaf (x)
  
• Leks Rivers (x) (+)
• Lianne La Havas (x)
• Michael Blume  (x)
  
• Milan (x)
  
• NAO (x) (+)
• The Pheels (x) (x)
• Sam Lao (x)
  
• SPZRKT  (x) (+)
  
• X Ari
  

• Anderson Paak. (x) (x) (+)
  
• NxWorries (x)
• Azekel  (x)
  
• Blood Orange (x)
• Dornik  (x)
  
• Erik Hassle  
  
• Giovanni James  (x) (x)
  
• The Internet (x) (x)
• Leven Kali
  
• LION BABE  (x) 
  
• Mapei (x) 
  
• Masego (+)
  
• Micah Freedom (x) (+)
• Miles from Kinshasa (x)
  
• Neija Lanae 
  
• Santigold  (x)
  
• Speelburg (x)
• Theophilus London (x)
  
• Tiggs Da Author (x)
• Toro Y Moi (x)
• Tuxedo  (x) (x)
  

• Andra Day (x) (x)
  
• Andreya Triana (x)
• Arrow Benjamin
  
• Daniel Wilson (+)
  
• dvsn (x) (x) (x)
  
• Eryn Allen Kane (x) (x) (+) (+)
  
• Hiatus Kaiyote (x)
  
• JMSN (x) (x)
  
• Joey Dosik (x) 
• Jordan Max
• Kwabs (x) (x)
  
• Lauriana Mae
  
• Leon Bridges (x) (+)
  
• Louis Mattrs
  
• Major Myjah (x)
  
• Mirror Signal (x) (+)
  
• Moses Sumney (x) (x)
  
• Phony Ppl (x) (x) (+) (+)
• Preston Harris 
  
• River Tiber  (x) (+)
• Sinkane 
  
• SiR (x) (+)
• Solo Woods
  
• Son Little (x) (+)
• Sunni (Colon) (x)

If you don’t know where to start and you need some suggestions just message me 😁!

justbadpuns:

Have you ever tried to milk a cow which has been cut in half? Udder madness.

just-shower-thoughts:

H8 is pronounced “Hate” but “Height” isn’t.

tomfordvelvetorchid:

excima:

why is everyone on ig talkin about that gambeano boy

Chilly gumbo?

lmaonade:

me: *tries to make a purchase of $2.63*

cashier, on the intercom: it says your card was decline sir. sir your card was rejected bc you go no money. you aint got no money boy and your card was absolutely declined you broke idiot

caterpie:

hifumiyamada:

so the gifset didn’t load correctly

woth the taste of your lops im on a rode